Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Your dog ate your homework? I can top that....

Happy New Year!

As many of you know I was visiting Craig in Boston last weekend. As such, Lola spent the weekend at the scooby shack. She had a wonderful time and was very tired when I picked her up. I think she was a little bit miffed that I left her for the whole weekend though because she did what she does when she's mad.... poop in a corner. Yes, you heard me right. She goes upstairs while I'm on the phone or something and poops in a corner. This is very unfortunate and does not happen often... I would not tolerate that... but it's hard to tell a pissed-off puppy. And catching her in the act is also next to impossible as she's very sneaky. ANWAYS after discovering the proof of her discontent I obviously cleaned it up. As an engineer and a person generally looking for the most efficient (easiest) way to solve a problem I can tell you exactly what went through my head:


oh damn. she pooped. oh well... at least she pooped in the bathroom. I can just flush it right? pick it up with toilet paper and then poop is poop so that shouldn't be a problem... yeah.... flush the poop! problem solved!


Problem not solved. Your dog ate your homework? My dog clogged my toilet.


(actually any hints for unclogging would be generally appreciated.... the plunger isn't working!)

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